Man rash is the condition that results from wearing certain types of boxers (especially flannel) on a hot day. The sweat soaked boxers will begin to cause a form of chafing very similar to diaper rash. This condition is more common in big men, as they tend to sweat more and their thighs rub together more. A man suffering from this condition can often be seen walking in a bow-legged manner.
Man Rash is also believed to be the biggest driving force in sales of baby powder to men.
Man Rash is also believed to be the biggest driving force in sales of baby powder to men.
Hiker A: Why the hell are you walking like that? And what's with the cringing?
Hiker B: I've got a wicked case of man rash. It's killing me.
Hiker A: That's what you get for wearing flannel boxers to go hiking in 99 degree weather? Dumb-ass!
Hiker B: I've got a wicked case of man rash. It's killing me.
Hiker A: That's what you get for wearing flannel boxers to go hiking in 99 degree weather? Dumb-ass!
by Archbishop Shaggy September 7, 2009