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marmagoose
noun (pr. mar-ma-goose). Plural = marmageese
1. a codeword used at day camps for staff members to talk about pedophiles without the pedophile knowing about it
2. a caucasian male aged 30 to 50 with a majestic beard and sporting thick black shades. They often travel in herds and drive commercial vans. Some of these vans have been known to contain the words "ice" and "cream" on the side.
Marmageese are known to make promises of candy and puppies to bait their prey, however, they seldom follow up on their end of the bargain.
They are most easily spotted around elementary school playgrounds after the grade 2's have arts and crafts and during that time of day popularly called "recess".
The common marmagoose is unaware of the term "15 will get you 20" but the utterance of such phrases will seldom deter them
1. a codeword used at day camps for staff members to talk about pedophiles without the pedophile knowing about it
2. a caucasian male aged 30 to 50 with a majestic beard and sporting thick black shades. They often travel in herds and drive commercial vans. Some of these vans have been known to contain the words "ice" and "cream" on the side.
Marmageese are known to make promises of candy and puppies to bait their prey, however, they seldom follow up on their end of the bargain.
They are most easily spotted around elementary school playgrounds after the grade 2's have arts and crafts and during that time of day popularly called "recess".
The common marmagoose is unaware of the term "15 will get you 20" but the utterance of such phrases will seldom deter them
"I can't believe Billy's Grandpa is such a marmagoose!.. wait... that wasn't...oh fuck..."
"Hey did you see that old guy just chloroform that little boy and bring him inside the ice cream truck? what a marmagoose!"
"man.. i was sweating as hard as a marmagoose at recess!"
"Hey did you see that old guy just chloroform that little boy and bring him inside the ice cream truck? what a marmagoose!"
"man.. i was sweating as hard as a marmagoose at recess!"
marmagoose by DE-crew February 4, 2010
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Mamoose
A beautiful female creature that runs on her twinkle toes through magical forest in search of her male equivalent and soul mate for life “Damoose.”
Mamoosian creatures are well known for their sparky temperament but most of the time they remain loyal, kind and very loving.
Mamoosian creatures are small of stature but very large of heart, speak in highly pitched, often grating voices but are often welcomed due to their ample supplies of magic fairy dust and love.
Mamoosian creatures are well known for their sparky temperament but most of the time they remain loyal, kind and very loving.
Mamoosian creatures are small of stature but very large of heart, speak in highly pitched, often grating voices but are often welcomed due to their ample supplies of magic fairy dust and love.
mamoose
a noble animal, a combination between a moose and a (super)human.
also used when one feels victorious--one can feel infinite, heroic and proclaim, "I'm a maMOOSE!"
also used when one feels victorious--one can feel infinite, heroic and proclaim, "I'm a maMOOSE!"
mamoose by hamsterjones April 21, 2011
momatose
Mom-uh-tose
Adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the Baby Bjorn, and homework help.
See: Fucking Beat, Tired as Shit, NuvaRing, and
Adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the Baby Bjorn, and homework help.
See: Fucking Beat, Tired as Shit, NuvaRing, and
Kid: What happened to Mom?
Dad: She’s Momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your Common-Core Math homework.
Dad: She’s Momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your Common-Core Math homework.
momatose by 1st-to-say-Faux-Hawk October 25, 2017
mamasoosoo
mamasoosoo is so cool im gonna die. it's the best word ever and it's my favorite. i love mamasoosoo.
mamasoosoo by mamasoosoo lover November 21, 2021