malzer

latin decent of butt rapist.

thou shant malzer thy cousin

by chris da crazy ukranian December 10, 2006

Malzer

Someone that pretends that they can sing or play an instrument. Mainly some 1st grade kids trying to flex.

1: Yo I can sing and play a guitar!
2: No you can't, stop being such a Malzer
1: No no I can!
2: Liar!

by tRigeL February 18, 2022