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1.A person who, while not overweight, looks like a beluga whale due an excess of forehead combined with small often catlike dark eyes. Most common habitats include Amherst College, Holland, and England. Speech pattern indicates that said person sounds like their from London.
Person 1- (Shaking her head in dismay) Whats she like?

Person 2- Yo stop being such a Maluga whale
by ManPretty May 04, 2009