mall'ard

jess.
a girl who is very silly.

omg that jessie is such a mall'ard !
i can't believe she got it chemically straightened!

mall'ard by hello sexy lady March 12, 2008

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Mallard Ducks

A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.

I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe

Mallard Ducks by shnow lady December 9, 2019

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Ill Mallard

A sick duck, which when the beginning letters are switched is dick suck. So trying to get an "ill mallard" is trying to get your dick sucked.

I'm trying to get that ill mallard from that ho-piece.

Ill Mallard by Get Some All Day January 27, 2009

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Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.

"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"

Full Mallard by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012