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Girl: Shit! There's a Mackoff spider in the shower!
Boy: Calm down, it's not that big.
Mackoff by Squiggles2011 April 11, 2011
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malakoff, tx 

Malakoff, Tx is a place where some dreams come true, but all the others, end up as white trash, drug addicts. A place where the driveways to stores are giant ditches, but the school system is one of the best in the state.
I want to go to Malakoff, Tx because they have the best Ochoas Mexican restaurant.
malakoff, tx by Theogpitbullmom December 25, 2016

Malakoff 

Commonly known as M-town; a twon with less than 3000 people in it and has nothing to do.
I live in the boring town of Malakoff.
Malakoff by Angel_d_Rosa August 4, 2008
Super badass last name that also means your the best.
Having the last name Markoff is badass.
Markoff by OzoneGame June 21, 2022