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whore-masting 

Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.
Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.
whore-masting by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009
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Mal-e-tina

A fine girl who's got it all going on. She's got the brains to go with the hotness. But watch it cuz she might cut you if you cross her. She got a dunk.
" did you see that girl over there, she be all Maletina like....dang!"

" You better watch what you say, that girl be Maletina, so watch out."
Maletina by 2hottieforscotty September 6, 2013

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.
my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing
half masting by vloky July 1, 2004

mallesting 

Mallesting pronounced: 'mall-esting' is when you go to the mall to look at underage girls. One who engages in mallesting, is known as a mallester.
Bob went to the Gateway mall on Saturday, he said that the mallesting was okay, but not as good as the Fashion Place mall.
mallesting by Lance P. August 18, 2007
The act of grabbing one's unit at the base and swinging it in a circular motion.
That kid was up there giving himself a malespin instead of working.
Malespin by JoeNavy February 26, 2008

Molusting 

When there is a PDA. Someone kisses, or compliments, or hold hands it counts as molustation. When shown, or you've seen an act of lust, you have been molusted.
Girl: Oh, David, I love you!
Boy: Oh Madi, I love you too!
Passing bystander: EW! MOLUSTING IS DISGUSTING!
Molusting by randomchica123 January 18, 2011

Vickey Malentine 

This is what you would call a guy who wears make up and cry's too much.
Look, Mickey's crying again. What a Vickey Malentine!