malchoff

a uniquely queer individual with a rather high pitched voice and a penis shaped head

Malchoff, get off Fernays' dick!

by Queer Haters- R - Us January 14, 2005

malchoff

Malchoff are a sector of the population above all other mortal beings
the males are extremely handsome, very funny, and deceptively strong and very very flirtatious
the females are also very flirtatious and unmeasurably beautiful

kate: he's so amazing and so good looking
laura: i wish he was mine
kate: back off that ones mine
laura: *sigh* i wish i had a Malchoff

by Bubba1451236 January 12, 2008