Malaids 

Malaides is the combination of having both Malaria and AIDS, however it can be contracted by having neither of the diseases. This occurs when one is bitten by a Malaids sufferer. It is the worst desease known to man.

Yeah, I heard his freak next door neighbor bit him when he tried to make a move! He wont be around for long with Malaids!

Malaids by Farrall November 16, 2010

Malzied 

A person who defaults on an obligation, especially a small one. Basically borrows money and doesn’t pay it back.

I gave my buddy Dave $80 and he malzied me!

Malzied by KingB1026 September 7, 2020

MaLaced 

The act of being a two bit trifling hoe, who dates a man solely because he’s into another woman they are jealous of!

Lacey MaLaced her way into Matt’s heart! What a hoebag!

MaLaced by kriskiki92 August 27, 2019

Malayed 

Over the generations, many people have been minding their own business, getting on with life, and just generally having a laugh. There are a certain group of people that like to put stops to this as violence and some come to the point of being hospitalized after being Malayed. The term can be used in many ways, but the main form is when one is randomly aggravated by an angry group of malaysian youths who are too big for their boots. Those who are malayed usually end up with cuts and some even stab wounds, as being malayed also refers to one being layed off by a group outnumbering you and/or someone or a group of people using weapons agains the classic one on one fighter to get their advantage over their scrawny counterparts.

John: Shit man, the other night i just got randomly attacked by a bunch of caramel kids out of nowhere when I was out for a smoke, now look at this cut!

Mark: Oh shit man! You definetly got malayed.

Malayed by TheBestestBrittest November 1, 2009

malkied 

To get absolutely away with it, beyond just drunk, on the floor unconscious or with your head down the toilet spewing out your insides.

"What are you up to tonight Sen?"
"Getting absolutely malkied as usual mate"

malkied by Louthehorse:)) July 26, 2016

Malaiea 

She's a amazing, funny, and so kind hearted friend you can ever have. She'll stand for you if no one else will... and you can count her to fight for you if no one won't. She is a best friend that would get in trouble for you, cry with you, wipe those tears for you, and knows you like a book. Malaied is the BEST friend you could ever have! she WILL NOT let anyone hurt your feelings! or stomp all over you! and IF THEY DO.....she will be there to help you stand back up on your two feet! she will always be here ...
Malaiea is a lifetime 🌎

girl calling Malaiea: i need help on a descision

Malaiea: oh yes girl i got u

Malaiea by cxnnt.find.yxmiii November 20, 2023

Malaiea 

She's a amazing, funny, and so kind hearted friend you can ever have. She'll stand for you if no one else will... and you can count her to fight for you if no one won't. She is a best friend that would get in trouble for you, cry with you, wipe those tears for you, and knows you like a book. Malaied is the BEST friend you could ever have! she WILL NOT let anyone hurt your feelings! or stomp all over you! and IF THEY DO.....she will be there to help you stand back up on your two feet! she will always be here ...
Malaiea is a lifetime 🌎

girl calling Malaiea: hey girl i need help for a descision

Malaiea: oh girl ofcourse i got u

Malaiea by cxnnt.find.yxmiii November 20, 2023