mailboxer

a person who whacks off into a mailbox

john is a mailboxer; john is going mailboxing

by Rendrag September 18, 2007

Mailbox

Evil entities.

Lust for blood and pain.

You really think your mailbox is innocent? It isn't. Mailboxes are part of one big conspiracy. Mailboxes are evil. How many hours a day do you watch your mailbox? When you're not watching it their master plan progresses. You know that one weird sound you heard last night? It wasn't your neighbor. It was your mailbox finding it's way into your house. Now you know. Enjoy the time we have left on this earth before the mailboxes take over.

My mailbox was trying to kill me last night.

by Jefftheengineer January 24, 2022

Mailbox

A person who says nothing of note, like an email mailbox full of spam mail.

My Maths teacher is such a mailbox, she kept on saying stuff that was not at all in the exam.

by RTGame and Chat January 22, 2023

Mailbox

A person who says nothing of note ie. Spam

Don't you just hate those Mailboxes from Microsoft?

by Plasmat1c January 26, 2023

Mailbox

the act of placing an explicit picture into someone's mailbox covered with white soap which is to represent cum

ma bruu do you want to get mailboxed?

you got mailboxed

hey are you keen to mailbox john

hey billy heard you got mailboxed

by the expozer May 24, 2020

Mailboxing

When a person puts their tongue inside of a uncircumcised penis.

Jenny said she was mailboxing Steve at lunch, she said it tasted like cheese.

by Tuffcuddles June 4, 2019

Mailboxed

The act of a female kicking another female in the vagina. The more intense mailbox generally occurs when the recipient is laying on the ground with her legs being held open by the assailant.

This girl really pissed me off so I mailboxed her

by the lord of vagina pain January 22, 2009