a woman who cooks, and clean up, and somebody that will do everything you say. And you get to bang her too.
Charlie: And I'll tell you what else, you're not gonna find a bang maid, 'cause there's no such thing.
Frank: I already did, your mom. Goodbye.
Frank: I already did, your mom. Goodbye.
by BenWeasel November 20, 2007
by Scotty Funk May 9, 2010
by Willhelmina Plowes January 10, 2010
Cafe where the waitress dress up in maid uniform and address customers as 'master' or 'mistress.' This practice is common in japan and other east/south Asian countries. The theme of the cafe is predominately anime/manga and the customers are otaku.
When you walk into the maid cafe, maids will say "welcome home master"
They perform varieties of services, such as ear cleaning, spoon-feeding, photo-taking, playing card and having conversation with maids.
For unknown reason, this is not considered a form of prostitution.
male version of this is butler cafe
When you walk into the maid cafe, maids will say "welcome home master"
They perform varieties of services, such as ear cleaning, spoon-feeding, photo-taking, playing card and having conversation with maids.
For unknown reason, this is not considered a form of prostitution.
male version of this is butler cafe
Otaku: Do you want to go to maid cafe this weekend?
Normal person: But that place is unreasonably pricy!
Normal person: But that place is unreasonably pricy!
by Hespia Klarerin December 4, 2010
by TeaN'All November 21, 2019
by realOGlord420 November 19, 2013
When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.
by Fill Collins August 5, 2018