The queen of Lancre, wife to King Verence, and mother to Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling. Former third witch (the virgin) of the Lancre coven, gave that up when she got married and was replaced by Agnes Nitt. Kicker of elven ass when inspired by fictional warrior queens. Magrat was trained by Goodie Whemper. She wears a green dress, has tangled blonde hair, squinty eyes, and a red nose.
Magrat: Go ahead, bake my quiche.
by Aeaea September 29, 2003