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Magnetism is a phenomenon described by Sir William Gilbert, court physician to Queen Elizabeth I, which is nothing more than simple electrical polarization of an object and/or the electric field shape around a molecule.
The magnetism of the earth is most likely artificially caused by the transmission of electrons into the air from the Northern Hemisphere, near or at Great Britain.
by Doctor Spoock August 13, 2009