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Magloafing About 

Phrase originally brought about to describe someone who constantly wanders close by people so as to either pretend to be there friend or so as to eavesdrop on the conversation.

Typically known as a bad trait to have, a person who possesses this trait is often unsociable and often speak in metaphors in an attempt to blend in.

These people often seek places of authority in society so as to feel useful and so that people are almost required to accept them. Often taking forms such as teachers or police, they will constantly seek approval from all around them and will always attempt to gain any gossip they can find from people.

The term was later adjusted to simply "Mcgloaf" Which was then used as an insult towards people who showed tendencies such as those stated above.

Then the term was shortened further as people began to simply refer to people as "Loafs" or "The Loaf"
1.) "Look at him magloafing about."

2.) "Here comes the Magloaf... Again"

3.) "Who does the Loaf think he is!"
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Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.
The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.
maloofing by Polly Grip March 23, 2010
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meatloafing 

A position that many cats and kittens prefer to relax in. It's usually in a straight-forward lump with the head and tail protruding, you can't see their paws or feet, as they are buried.
My cat Munchie meatloafs with his head down.
meatloafing by God November 15, 2004

meatloafing 

(v) having sex with a woman while she is on her period. Derived from the red, tomato-based sauce found on top of meatloaf
Jeff: Dude, why is there so much blood on your bed?
Justin: Me and Natalie were totally meatloafing last night.
meatloafing by cdiddy328 July 17, 2012

meatloafing 

When two people shove shit up each others' asses.
Steve was meatloafing so hard with Alex so hard that Alex's shit poured out of Steve's anus.
meatloafing by Stephen Crampton January 25, 2007
Maloofing is the Internet discussion board version of tattling. Normally done by sending an e-mail, or private message, or by clicking on some sort of alert button.
person 1: holy crap did you see that fat cows pics she posted in the adult forum
person 2: thats it i'm Maloofing you

[maloofing] 

drinking/partying at someone else's house (with there consent of course)
Hey are you coming by tonight? we are Maloofing it up in north Salisbury.
[maloofing] by bestlastsunday January 10, 2009