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magicians hat 

A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus.

Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.
Example:

That guy's got an arse like a magicians hat.
magicians hat by The Spike February 25, 2007

Magicians Sleeve

when a vagina is used so much that it sags and stretches beyond use.
My wife's vagin hangs like magicians sleeve. Very Nice!!:)

magicians hanky 

Term Used For Releasing a Never Ending Shit. Much Like The Magicians Hankey When Pulled Out Of His Sleeve
Oh Dear, Sorry i was so long in there....magicians hanky! I was on the beer all night!
magicians hanky by Johno January 15, 2004

Cloaking magicians 

To be so covert, one must ascertain that they must be a drapery with magicians behind it that hide themselves with quenc (quantum encryption) in the unknown matrix (our 3d world). They do this through scalar waves. Magicians basically, with technology only a girl could dream for...
And then out of nowhere the shadows on the wall asked me to polish his gun...
I blew a spitball at the cloaking magicians and poof... The shadow dissipated. What happened??!?
Cloaking magicians by Cyanora January 16, 2022

The Magician 

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006

Magican't 

1) When a magician cannot perform magic.
2) Place in Earthbound
1) That magician said he's the best one ever, but then he went into an Magican't!
2) Traversing through Magicant is hard.
Magican't by Verdigris May 27, 2016