magic sock

A sock you use for cum while master-bating.

"Why do guys call it a magic sock"
"You would call it magic too if you shot your cum on your chest."

magic sock by Joel Alan Penless December 23, 2013

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Magic Sock World

1. That place where all the god damn lost socks go
2. A pit-less vortex
3. Amanda Engstrom

Billy's pride got sucked into the Magic Sock World when some chick wouldn't give him head.

Magic Sock World by Chinchilla Chick November 22, 2010

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Magicock

The male equivalent of Magic Pussy. Usually owned by sexy-ass jews. A dick so good it's like crack for your mouth / pussy / asshole.

You gots ta have it.

Girl: That guy's dick was so good I totally didn't care he spent the whole time talking about computer games, I just laid there and hallucinated unicorns while uncontrollably shaking.

Girl2: Damn. He gots the magicock.

Magicock by UnicornBoy March 26, 2013

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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