Maihua 

A lesbian who gets her heart broken by every girl and still loves every girl she comes a across. She’s pretty good at conveying her emotions and will never stray.

You’ll be lucky if you have a Maihua in your life and if you are one... good luck bubas.

Girl 1: There’s nothing I wanna do more in life than marry her.
Girl 2: You are such a Maihua.

Girl 1: Are you sure about this one? She seems like a player.
Girl 2: Nah, she’s a Maihua.

Maihua by arrowjewelry April 13, 2020

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Maihua 

A Maihua is an amazing lesbian who is so beautiful and sweet. she is so kind to everyone she knows and doesn’t deserve anything bad to happen to her. She is loved by everyone. And she is so amazing words cannot describe how amazing she is❤️

Girl 1: That girl is so amazing and beautiful

Girl 2: She’s definitely a Maihua

Maihua by Absolutely Love April 18, 2020

MAchar AZA #1887

A Bay Area boys chapter of the B'nai Brith Youth Organization (BBYO), a Jewish youth group for high schoolers. Known for having a bunch of sexy ass guys who own every party, slay at dances, and ruin all possible programming. Notoriously bad listeners and obnoxious to deal with. Even so, they keep it classy and always dress fresh. Many of them are often questioned to be gay, due to their tight level of fraternity and sometimes sexually confused members. (even if they don't know it)

"Man, I love MAchar AZA #1887"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"

MAchar AZA #1887 by BennyG3 April 26, 2017

machiavelli 

Awesome dude who lived in Italy a loong time ago. His best known book is "The Prince", which contains political tips for rulers. Some of his ideas from this book (and maybe a few from "The Discourses") as far as I can remember:

-The Prince must be ruthless.
-Effectiveness > good/bad.
-Power should be acquired, not hereditary.
-People are moral because others are watching. Political morality is lying and killing. Politicians must learn how NOT to be good.
-Be feared; cruelty is a part of the state. But remember that the best fortress that exists is to avoid being hated by the people. Three ways to avoid being hated: Don't be erratic. Don't be a coward, FIGHT. And don't do anything for no reason.
-Concept of seeming vs being: The Prince, while seeming human, must learn how to be a beast. Like a fox (cunning and tricky) or a lion (powerful).
-And my personal favorite, he talks about these two dudes named Agathocles the Sicilian and Oliverotto of Fermo who both held meetings/banquets with leaders and important people and killed them all and took over as ruler. Point is, the elite can be killed, they're not important. The people are important.
-Choose the people around you wisely. Ass kissers prevent you from seeing the truth cause they're always like "yes, you're awesome" to everything.
-For a strong society, you must assume that everyone has the potential to be evil and make laws accordingly. People act good only when forced, laws exist where desire is.

Lindsay Lohan was once photographed walking around with a copy of Machiavelli's book. True story.

machiavelli by g f b February 27, 2008

Machunk Rack 

A type of rack you can ask for in ruit. It is a mad up of 4 cups and looks like a sideways diamond. It can also be called a sideways vagina, sideways diamond, loose vagina, the slut, skankbag or reverse diamond.

Ruit Player 1 : Hey man can we get a Machunk Rack?

Ruit Player 2 : Whatever man, thats mad gross though.

Kid Watching Game: MACHUNK! MACHUNK! MACHUNK!

Machunk Rack by Mark " Dr. C's butt boy" Cruz November 11, 2010

Washing Machwank 

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity

Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up

Washing Machwank by The Mizzler June 18, 2010