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frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake 

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."
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the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma 

One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.
Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)

Stratton Manhatton  

Where u pull down ur pants yell STRATTON MANHATTON then smack her across the face then jump up and dick smack her across the otha cheek so she has a dick imprint on one side and a hand imprint on the otha.
gave a girl i met last night a stratton manhatton then she pulled down her pants and gave me one.Then i ran like a mexican running for the border out the door i was soooooooo scared!

Machination 

Part of the description of how Patrick Star's mind works
Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma *A carton of milk spills*

Latte Macchiato 

A bottle of coffee and milk product from K-fee.
Now, Without so much caffeine. K-fee, NEW! Latte Macchiato Classic.
Latte Macchiato by FF2007 Vyonder December 27, 2022

Caramel Macchiato

A delicious drink that starbucks has made their own. It can be served iced or hot. It is a layer of each: vanilla syrup, milk, with espresso, and finally caramel.
When you sip the wonderful concoction that is known as the Caramel Macchiato, that Starbucks made their signature drink, you taste: the rich vanilla syrup, the frothy milk, the bitter espresso, and then the sweet caramel. And you sigh a sweet heavenly release of pleasure.
Caramel Macchiato by Catrice August 3, 2007

macchiato 

A person that is half white half black.
John is a macchiato.
macchiato by Jester's Goddess December 2, 2009