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MacGyverbate 

Pleasuring oneself using random household objects not typically incorporated in standard masturbation
The batteries in my fleshlight were dead, and I was fresh out of Jergens, so I busted open a can of biscuits and MacGyverbated.
MacGyverbate by Prestoned October 3, 2012

MacGyverbation

That act of masturbating with tools put together like MacGyver. This would include, but not limited to, a faux vagina or faux phallus.
Filling a shoe box with packing peanuts and cutting a hole to the side and lining the hole with bologna and heating up shampoo/conditioner in the microwave and applying to the bologna lined hole. The true MacGyverbation

Macgyverbate 

To use materials available that you wouldn't normally think of as masturbation aides
I had to rub one out quick so I had to Macgyverbate with a crescent wrench!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026