Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

LADY MACBETHING 

The action of convincing someone to take violent action in order to remove someone in power who is above said person.

"This office needs a real leader someone who can take charge and cut out the middle man *drops knife* whoops" "Dude you are totally Lady Macbething me right now!!"

LADY MACBETHING by 221B Bakerstreet May 27, 2014

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.

Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!

machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021

Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

Steady Your Machete 

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

Steady Your Machete by Aidony October 30, 2010

macetheredge

an adverb describing someone who is obsessed with nudes of any humans/ animals. If you know a person like this they are also probably known as a perv. Macetheredges are also very stubborn because they just want nudes and will not stop until they get them.

“This person keeps on asking for nudes, he must be a macetheredge.”

macetheredge by johnsssevehshshshs January 11, 2021

Maccer 

A wierd Brit involved in some band who went around San Andreas. Seems to have a problem with not being able to stop 'giving himself a little bit'.

"Oh, for fucks sake Maccer! Leave yourself alone!"
"I can't help it, man!"

Maccer by necrosmash February 16, 2005