ma ti ce mi kazes 

Not funny anymore but still kills every argument when is said and the pray cant say anything except ma ja cu ti kazem or vec sam ti reko. (in some cases jebem te u nos is the right word)

Vojo dizi me!
-*Teammate umre*

- VOJO NEMAS POJMA JEBEM TI MAJKU GLUPU
voja: ma ti ce mi kazes?

ma ti ce mi kazes by mirce @mudjacigan May 22, 2019

Futu'ti gura ma'tii 

It means " Fuck your mother's mouth" , but its a common mom swear in romanian , alongside Futu'ti mortii ma'tii , which translates as fuck your mom's dead

Daca te prind , iti rup picioarele, futu'ti gura ma'tii .

Futu'ti gura ma'tii by eli smecheru December 3, 2022

216 pleacă odată din Tapia futu'ti gura ma'tii de Vectron 

It means that The Siemens Vectron 193 216-3 A-LTE to leave once Tapia Railway station and get to Timișoara

Vectron 216 pleacă odată din Tapia futu'ti gura ma'tii de Vectron cu 4 osii de pizdă

216 pleacă odată din Tapia futu'ti gura ma'tii de Vectron by România pe viață February 4, 2023

mortii ma-tii

Mortii ma-tii ( your mother's dead relatives)

Is the daily curse of romanians ,they are usually using it as "fuck your mother's dead relatives - (futu-ti mortii ma-tii) to express dissatisfaction ,pain or just saying it random for no sense.

*Walking around the house, I suddenly hit my finger in the corner of the bed*

"FUTU-TI MORTII MA-TII WITH YOUR MOTHER'S BED ,WHO THE FUCK PUT YOU HERE?!"

mortii ma-tii by CrispyCrustyKid May 6, 2021

Tutz chizda ma-tii 

An insult in Romanian which means fucking a mother's vagina

chizda matiiii
Tutz chizda ma-tii

Tutz chizda ma-tii by probablythisnameisntused January 26, 2020

Morții mă-tii 

It can be used as a swear or as a answer to a question when you don't know what to answer but you consider the other person stupid.

It is translated literaly by "your dead mothers people"

Exampels:

Ce morții mă-tii vrei? / What the fuck do you want?

-Cum de a lovit maşina? / How did he hit the car?
-Morții mă-sii?! / I don't know,but he is stupid.

Morții mă-tii by Guşteru April 17, 2019

rasa ma-tii 

(your mom’s breed)

in romania, this phase is very common

it has different meanings depending on the sentence.

1. when a romanian is really pissed and starts swearing. when you hear “fututi rasa ma-tii” (fuck your mom’s breed), theres a 50-50 chance they’ll beat you up.

2. when someone asks whats your animal’s breed.
1.

Marian: But I cant pay for tonight, balls, i told you this morning!

Matei: rasa ma-tii de prost! i wont buy you cigarettes anymore.

2.

Maria: omg!!! your cat is so cute!!! what’s it’s breed?

Andrei: rasa ma-tii.

1.
Marian: But I cant pay for tonight, balls, i told you this morning!

Matei: rasa ma-tii de prost! i wont buy you cigarettes anymore.

2.

Maria: omg!!! your cat is so cute!!! what’s it’s breed?

Andrei: rasa ma-tii.

rasa ma-tii by JuloAnhedonia January 11, 2022