The fandom term M.O.T.E.M. ("Mild On The Eyes Male") is used by sophisticated women who wish to express their admiration for a handsome man. It was created in the year 2002 by author Erestor as an alternative description for Orlando Bloom as she was tired of the fangirlish "Squeee! Wheee! OMG! !!!11!ELEVENTY!1".
Also see Johnny Depp, Peter Steele and Jack Davenport.
"I say, he's quite a motem, now isn't he. More tea, dear?"
Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But fuck them instead.
C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:
Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!
noun. An s.meter, pronounced "s-meter", is a machine that can actually detect the s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) in an individual s.m.i.t.h. kind of person. It also mesures the s.m.i.t.h.i.s.m. (see s.m.i.t.h.i.s.m.) in people too.
Man, this guy better go on the s.meter before getting near my friends!
Toklove/ Toke/ T.O.K.E.
One slick ass, pimpin Mofo. This guy pimps out almost 90% of all Nottingham's bitches. His pimp hand (or "toke hand") is by far the most feared hand in Nottingham's hoe community.
He keeps tabs on his bitches through text message to make sure they are obedient. Should a bitch step out of line he will smack the shit out of them
Dunno what you heard about me,
A bitch aint gettin a Fiver outta me,
No fiat punto, no mullet you can see,
Cus i'm a Mother F*ckin T.O.K.E.
This is what happens when the word "pimp" gains three unnecessary extra syllables.
P.I.M.P. are notorious for getting their asses handed to them by pimps.
1) P.I.M.P.s are solicitors of P.R.O.S.T.I.T.U.T.E.S.
2) You can save time by saying the word "pimp" instead of the bastardization "P.I.M.P."
3) This is a slightly uptarded attempt at acronym-making.
adjective. Some who likes to agravate the people who are b.r.o.w.n. (see b.r.o.w.n.) The s.m.i.t.h. are usually people who try to mask their homosexuality by trying to spot any fault in the b.r.o.w.n. to get rid of any attention as to not reveal their differance. The s.m.i.t.h. usually go shopping every three to four days for miscellanious things, often at spencers gifts. S.m.i.t.h. people often get their s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. by a family member, usually the father since only men can be s.m.i.t.h.
You shouldn't hang around that guy, I think he is s.m.i.t.h.!
noun. Dirived from the adjective s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) Pronounced "smithness". The smithness of someone can be mesure by a s.meter (see s.meter)
The s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. of this guy is crazy!