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M.O.I.S.T 

MOIST, sounds creepy when you say it doesnt it?
a M.O.I.S.T is a MAN.with OVERLY INFANTILE SEXUAL TENDENCIES aka a child toucher.
look a that crossing guard holding that boy's hand, what a M.O.I.S.T
M.O.I.S.T by sexontherun December 14, 2009

E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

Jehovah’s Witness: hey i just wanted to give you this flier and talk to you abou-

You: E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.
When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
1. (Acronym) Moment(s) of Temporary Stupidity.
Synonyms: Fail, Epic Fail, Duh, Oop, Slow, Derp
"Oh my god, where the fuck is my phone?"
"You're talking to me on it right now, I thought."
"Oh shit, total M.O.T.S"
"Huh?"
"Moment of Temporary Stupidity, I call them M.O.T.S..
M.O.T.S by bradmon21 November 13, 2018

M.O.T.S. 

M.O.T.S. - 1. Mark of the Skank - acronym;
tramp stamp - synonym
Yo, man, she was hot as hell, then when she turned around, I saw she had the M.O.T.S., so i knew she was a skank!