i'm a celebrity ket me out of here 

urban myth has it that if you shout this 'i'm a celebrity ket me out of here' loud enough while in a k-hole you will automatically be released from it's grip. It takes its name from i'm a celebrity get me out of here where celebrities shout the same thing to get out of doing tasks.

man this k-hole is sucking me in further than I ever imagined it would, I need to get out of here and fast.

"I'M A CELEBRITY KET ME OUT OF HERE"

and i'm back to reality....

i'm a celebrity ket me out of here by TIN Laden December 9, 2010

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die 

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup 

"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.

Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"

I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup by Mr Thawne January 22, 2019