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l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m

Let Me Suck Yo Dick Til You Nut In My Mouth
*texts ya man*" l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m👅💦"
A popular abbreviation for Non-Gay Man Snuggling. Not to be confused with buttsex, which is extraordinarily gay.

sometimes simply referred to as "Muggling" This is not to be confused with Harry Potter, which is also extraordinarily gay.
So, anyone up for some N.G.M.S. later tonight??

-You mean buttsex?

Noooooooooooooooooooooo. NON-GAY MAN SNUGGLING!!

-Ohhhh. That'd be a most definitely!
N.G.M.S. by daltadam August 31, 2010

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.o.m.f 

Let me suck your dick until you nut on my face.
Girl: Babe, l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.o.m.f , tonight.

Guy: How bout rn? ;)

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.
When u wanna be freaky in textL.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

pretzel mnms 

a crunchy and salty ball of pretzel surrounded by a layer of rich chocolatey goodness and topped with a colored candy coating. in other words, HEAVEN!
liza: have you tasted those pretzel mnms yet??
beth: they were amazing!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026