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Lurf Lurfington 

The Grand Pooba of Lurfopolis. Also, the count, duke, chancellor, high priest, pharaoh, emperor, king, governor, prime minister, lead guitarist, and fuzzy pickle of Lurfville, a small commune on the outskirts of Lurfton Manor in Lurfburgh, in the county Lurfchester, in the state of Lurfonia in the Grand Republic of Lurfopolis. Frequently he can be found lurfing it up at the lunch table, though he is also known for his lurfacious trumpetry.
1) Attention please: Will Lurf Lurfington please report to the attendance office.

2) A. Dude, that guy is so cool.
B. I know. He's such a total lurf.
A. Yeah...like a boss.
B. No, like Lurf Lurfington.

Lurf Lurfington by LL4eva April 21, 2009
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1. alternative way to express the concept of 'lurve'
2. to some extene, 'love'

As a sidenote, the socially acceptable usage of the word is questioned, as it reminds some people of the word 'barf'.
1. I flippin lurf you.
2. yay. lurf in a bag.
lurf by TheSecretAzNMan July 24, 2008
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Lurf ,
A term used by cannabis growers to describe a bad harvest that is more leafs than bud........Leaf-Lurf
JOHN _ Hey , how was Jeffs harvest ?
SMITH--Pretty bad , it was all Lurf , he will be lucky to get $2000 per pound for it.
Lurf by J. Waterweight May 1, 2011

Lurf bang 

A state of mind when someone says something that makes you feel uncomfortable
"Ah here bai, luke said some gay shit and now I'm having a lurf bang"
"Yeah bro that put me in a lurf bang"
Lurf bang by C. A. R. R. I. G December 21, 2019

lurf bang 

A mental state of disgust when someone says something that makes you uncomfortable or cringe.
"Ah bai, luke just said some gay shit and now I'm having a lurf bang"
"yeah bai he put me in a lurf bang earlier"
lurf bang by C. A. R. R. I. G December 21, 2019

The Luyre 

Made famous by Arthur Luyre, native of Bensonhurst who beat Oleg with his Poker Hand. the Hand is a 9-2. so any 9-2 is The Luyre.
Oleg: What do you have Arthur?
Arthur: The Luyre
Oleg: damn, i just lost 11k. to a shitty hand.
The Luyre by Axel414 September 4, 2005
To smoke massive amounts of Marijuana and feel incredible heavy and slow
Bro, Antonio is lurfing hardcore.
Lurf by Knic57 May 20, 2015