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martin luther king jr. drive 

A road in almost every big city (sometimes refered to as Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway) that strangly always has bad crime and is notorious for homeless people and crack heads. If you ever get lost in Atlanta, no matter where you are, you will definitely end up on MLKJ Drive. One must be very careful while traveling any Martin Luther King Jr. Drive or Pkwy.
" Roll up the windows and lock the doors, kids. We're turning on Martin Luther King Jr. drive"

Martin Luther King 

A black guy that said some words on a stage and somehow got into American History "I HAZ A DREM"
His "drem" was to not be called a nigger where ever he went.
Martin Luther King: "I HAZ A DREM"
Tana Mongeau: "FUCKING NIGGER"
Keemster: "FUCKING NIGGER"
Black Person in todays society: "FUCKING NIGGER"

Martin Luther King Street 

Almost every city has a MLK Street and that is usually where you can find most of the African American population of the city.
Oooo gurl, there's a party tonite on Martin Luther King Street, at tha park.

OR

Turn on MLK Street, I gotta git somethin from my dawg.

the martin luther king 

When your girl is sleeping you begin to masturbate at the point of ejaculation you cum on her face and when she wakes up she says... "I have a dream!"
I GAVE YOUR MOM THE MARTIN LUTHER KING, THATS A DREAM SHE'LL NEVER FORGET!

Martin Luther King-ing 

When telling a member of the opposite sex, usually while lying, that you had a dream about them. Generally performed when wishing to initiate, or re-initiate contact with the target.
Dude, I'm totally Martin Luther King-ing this chick right now. Told her I had a dream about her last night and we have a date next week!

Martin Luther King Jr. 

Real Name: Michael Lewis King Jr.

Born: January 15, 1929

Died: April 4, 1968 (39 years old)

WHAT SCHOOL WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE: A great guy who devoted his entire life to stopping discrimination against colored people before he got shot by some asshole.

REALITY: An unfaithful cheater who took pleasure in watching his friends rape women. He may have been a communist as well, although that's been up in the air for awhile.
Martin Luther King Jr. was not the hero that everyone makes him out to be.