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Lunch Whore 

Someone who will go with you to lunch, looks at the check and comments on how expensive the restaurant is, but does not offer to pay the bill.

The Lunch Whore has never heard of going Dutch, but knows the words for "Free Lunch" in seventy-seven languages. The Lunch Whore also steals your wine when you are not looking.

The Lunch Whore is related to the Dinner Whore. In fact, many Lunch Whore's are also Dinner Whores, and a perfect day for them is two free meals. They don't get up early enough to glom breakfast.
Melissa is a Lunch Whore. On Tuesday she goes out to lunch with a guy, eats drinks, but doesn't pay.

She then goes out with the same guy for a free dinner, doesn't even think of paying and then makes out with another guy at the bar.

For Melissa, a Lunch and Dinner Whore, it's been a perfect day.
Lunch Whore by Otis the Great October 22, 2009

Lunch Whore 

People who go to lunch with a certain group of people on one day of the week, but cheat on them by going out to lunch with another group of people.
"Hey Kelly, do you want to go to lunch every Tuesday?"

"Sure, you are the only one I like going to lunch with."

(You later find out Kelly goes to lunch with another group of people on Monday, making that person a lunch whore."
Lunch Whore by Biz-Ass September 16, 2009

Lunch Room Whore 

A person who exhibits whore like qualities in a lunchroom dining facility.
Oh Janice was such a lunch room whore this afternoon.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026