Lunching - Gerund: Washington D.C. term meaning that someone is acting stupid or lame. Similar to "out to lunch". Also, "lunchin'" or noun, "lunch box"
"Do you have a smoke?"
Checks pockets for cigarettes, "No I quit five years ago."
"Man, you are lunching"
by Randy Hull December 21, 2004
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The Tex-Mex version of the Spanish word, almuerzo, and English word lunch, meant for kids as it is easier for them to understand.
Vamanos a comer lunche.
Yo quiero comer lunche.
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1. v. to fuck up in a Lunchbox manner.
2. adj. fucked up; ruined
"God damn, Lunchbox sure lunched this part big time."
"Holy crap, that car is LUNCHED!"
by ipoopedmypants July 8, 2004
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a D.C word that can encompass any act when presented in the proper context.
A.I was smoking weed and i started lunching out

B.I had fifteen minutes to kill before class so i just lunched around in my car.

C.Yo dont play with that electrical socket YOURE LUNCHING
by myballsarebig November 26, 2003
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When someone is either not concentrating or is not giving their full attention to a task or conversation.
I just asked Joe a question and he just looked at me with a blank stare, he must be lunching.
by Ernest K. Cole August 3, 2007
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The art of everything lunching. Can be used in any shape or form. The word really has no definition because the people who utilize it (usually potheads residing in the Washington D.C./ Montgomery County Area) only do so as a variable. Everything can be lunching, and at the same time nothing can be lunching. The word is not something to be learned; rather, it is a word to be understood, and once understood, can, and most probably will become a word you use in your vocabulary more often than linking operaters like "the" or "and".

Origins: The origin of the word and it's definition is very different from what it has become today. Supposedly, in a high school in Rockville, Maryland, there was a very obese student who used to sit all by himself in the Cafeteria and eat his lunch, which consisted of anything and everything that could be eaten. Fellow classmates called this boy a "Lunchbox" see "Lunchbox" for detailed defitinition. The word evolved from there.
"Oh My God! That dude's knees are lunching OUUUT!"
by A pothead January 5, 2008
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A one-word email sent out @ approximately 10am by co-workers, most often the office slacker, as a desperate attempt to avoid actual work. Generally a call for others to join in pointless bickering regarding the location, time and mode of transport to 'Lunch'
Kosta: Lunch

Melissa: Indeed

Andrew: Yep

Kylie: That's right

Kosta: no, when

Melissa: at lunchtime

etc etc etc
by Lunchmadness December 1, 2003
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