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A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.
I slept with Monique lastnight and she left with me with a lumpy lunch.
by Lupe The Magic Totem September 11, 2007
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