Skip to main content

Tubby Lumpkins 

The leader of Tubby Lumpkins..Beware!
Tubby Lumpkins by Biggle September 20, 2014

Tubby Lumpkins 

Tubby Lumpkins is another word for fat. Typically the people with lots of jelly rolls. Calling someone tubby lumpkins is the same as calling somebody Chloe Kardashian because they are both fat!
OMG look at that tubby lumpkins eating all that food! When is she going to stop eating?

dumpy lumpkins 

colorful term for little pebble-like turds; looks like the inside of a shotgun shell and sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. Interchangeable, see also lumpy dumpkins
did you just put your marbles in the toilet or do you have a case of dumpy lumpkins?

The ole lurkins 

Holding your own tord online so that that you can rage post and eat hot pockets at the same time
Hey John are you busy? "yeah I'm pulling the ole lurkins tonight ".. But tomorrow I'm headed to the tord if you wanna go
The ole lurkins by Infamus101 November 17, 2021
A male on a toilet having fecal evacuation while a fe-/male counterpart performs fellatio.
Last night my wife barbara said she'd give me a lumkin if i would like her pussy for the first time
Lumkin by pimpyoursexlife April 21, 2006

lumpkins 

Getting head while you take a dump.
she gives lumpkins at moncton high, half off on tuesdays.
lumpkins by monanie October 7, 2006