Lumbago 

A serious disease that affects your ability to Do daily tasks, such as ride into town, or help a man get his horses back to his wagon.

“Hey uncle, come with us to rob this bank”
“I can’t, my lumbago is kicking in right now”
“Understanda🅱️Le have a nice day”

“Did you see uncle lift that case of whiskey?”
“Yeah, must’ve been hard with his lumbago”
“He’s a true hero”

Lumbago by Dank Hill6969 November 13, 2018

Terminal Lumbago 

A slow and painful death. Doesn’t allow you to work but Arthur and John think you’re a lazy piece of shit. Usually you have to say it’s “the lumbago.”

“Definitely not a job for a man with Terminal Lumbago.”

Terminal Lumbago by You got Lumbago July 10, 2019

lumberjack mac 

(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.

Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.

lumberjack mac by Kaster Master November 19, 2021

Lumbago 

Lumbago is a very serious spine condition that affects the lower part of your spine that’s why Uncle can’t stand up right but Dutch always has a plan

I’ve got LUMBAGO it’s a slow painful death my brother

Lumbago by It’s just a prank amber November 28, 2018

Lumba-ism 

Lumba ; Race + ism = Racism

Alep : Woi , k*ling paria!
Raju : Kamu seorang lumba-ism!

Lumba-ism by Kotedamn.mp5 February 19, 2021

Lumbago 

Serious back pain that will be sure to take you off your feet for life

Arthur: "We need help lifting the supplies. Uncle, can you help?" Uncle:" Oh I can't son, it's my Lumbago. A very serious disease"

Lumbago by Gekyume's Sacred Foreskin May 9, 2019

lumberjackulate

To cut down a tree and reach the point of arousal where you immediately orgasm in your pants.

Chris: I lumberjackulated in the Amazon over spring break.
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!

lumberjackulate by Collins-Belle October 10, 2019