A form of male masterbation in which he uses a feather pillow with a hole in it lined in rump steak marinated with oyster or fish sauce to resemble a woman's canal.
Blaccie: Hey Albey, are you gonna come out with us tonight? See if we can hit the jackpot on the booty!
Albey: Na sorry, I think I'll stay home and do a luanie. Not feeling lucky.
Roby: Albey, that sounds like a great idea! Blaccie, you and I should stay here and we'll have a luanie together
Albey: Na sorry, I think I'll stay home and do a luanie. Not feeling lucky.
Roby: Albey, that sounds like a great idea! Blaccie, you and I should stay here and we'll have a luanie together
by becluanjen August 13, 2008
A gorgeous women who has a very rare spirit; along with her name. There are only 939 Luani’s in the whole wide world as of 2021. Name was mainly originated in brazil. If a Luani enters your life make sure you don’t waste their time because they are very quick to cut people off without looking back. A very disciplined woman, who knows what they want and doesn’t settle for less. Has many hobby’s and is a go getter. Has beautiful hair and a big ole booty. Along with that they also add to you’re value when they enter your life always trying to make sure you’re on the right track in life.
I wish I could be like Luani, she is so talented
Did you see Luani today? I think her ass got fatter!
Did you see Luani today? I think her ass got fatter!
by Bali baby November 23, 2021
Luanis is the sexiest guy in the world. If you meet an luanis run away, because he will fuck you even if you‘re a boy. He‘s the best in bed and a good kisser. He‘s also loyal and emotional.
by Albanian_luanis July 21, 2018