i love poo poo 

wen thers a bunch poo living in ur BELLY!!!!!!! then u cant poo it out nd it guts stuck in ur uterus nd wen u wanna have a child u cant bc thers too much poo in the way!!!! but then u get pregnant nd during labor u spend 28 hours gettin tht poo poo out of u!!! then the baby smells like poo poo!!!!!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE POO POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT MY WIFE HAS IT IN HER BIG FAT PREGNANT BELLY!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THE BABY SMELLS LIKE POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love poo poo by BIG_FAT_PREGNANT_JOHNNY!!!!!!! May 2, 2009

Reverse Love Poo 

The act of taking a spoon full of your lovers shit and inserting it into your rectum

"Hey baby, wanna try a reverse love poo tonight?"
"No Craig, thats fucked up."

Reverse Love Poo by R3ctumAnnhilator69 June 17, 2016

poon lover 

you love PUSSY!

Ricky Beamer

poon lover by ANONYMOUS (DD RH) February 22, 2003

love poof 

A phenomenon which occurs when a woman's low-plunging bra or similar is slightly too small, resulting in two small "poofs" peeking over the top of said undergarment.

I like to have a little love poof on the first date.

love poof by Rainbow Coloured Llama December 16, 2008

i love poop 

someone who likes poop

man 1: I love poop its so delicous!!
man 2: wtf

i love poop by gggg123 March 25, 2022

love poop 

When two people who love each other find themselves pooping excessively around the same time.

They were so in love they had love poops.

love poop by guest25 June 26, 2017

Love Poodle 

A person who acts like a poodle, craving for love, attention and comfort from their lover. They are willing to give everything to defend for their partner and family. Love poodles are usually loyal and playful. They wants attention and follows their lover around willingly.

Stop being a love poodle! You are going around begging for attention. Focus on your work, you are running out of time.

Love Poodle by Love Poodle September 8, 2019