love goats 

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

love goats by Crowned40 July 15, 2017

Pepe the Love Goat 

Suave goat that lives in a Buick Invicta with El Puko.
Might be from Bolivia.
Gets more ass than a toilet seat.

You don't stand a chance in hell with that nubile, you ain't fucking Pepe the Love Goat, cholo!

Pepe the Love Goat by Alex Trebec August 23, 2007

Goat Love

once a homie has acquired the goat love from another homie the love between them cant be replaced therefore goat love is the stongest form of loyalty

yo dawg i got goat love for you

Goat Love by M R J U N G L E M A N January 20, 2020

love a goat's anus 

What I do every damn day. Mmm-mmm-mmmmm-mmmm-mmm!!!!

When you love a goat's anus ...

Its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. Then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.

love a goat's anus by Dr. Reginald B Horny April 29, 2008