Top Definition
the first dump you take in front of your love.
After Samantha took a love turd in front of her fiance William, she got the unmistakable feeling they would be together forever.
#love #engagement #forever #dump #turd #crap
by Marky Spots June 01, 2010
A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover
I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom
by Matty October 27, 2003
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