Los Alamos Police Department 

Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter

Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"

Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."

Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."

Los Alamos Police Department by Lost Almost August 16, 2010

Los Alamos

An oasis of social ineptitude located in the mountains of northern New Mexico. Has more PhD's per capita than anywhere else, and a self satisfied and pretentious attitude. The majority of the population wears socks with sandals and is either vastly over payed, or not payed enough. Incredibly dull, unless nuclear fission gets you hard.

"Hey, want to have fun? Thats too bad, because we're in Los Alamos"

Los Alamos by Imperator07 March 1, 2009

Los Alamitos High School 

A high school in North Orange county. pretty good academically for public school where most kids do well or decent. good sports programs too. contains mostly rich kids (not as rich as newport beach) that hail from Rossmoor(me) and Seal Beach, and don't even consider themselves rich because there dad won't buy them a new BMW for their 16th b-day( some kids get it) known for having a drug issue so they brought in a an on campus cop and search dog to bust the druggies after i graduated 07. also a school where just about every senior drinks every weekend or has gotten drunk by the time they graduate. can be the best years of your life or your worst depending on your social rank. that's high school for you...

that's high school for you...

Where did you go to High School??

Los Alamitos High School, OC

Oh you guys have a lot of rich druggies hugh...

yeah basically...so you want a drink??

Los Alamitos High School by CRbzz December 22, 2009

Los Altos 

A city across the train tracks from Mountain View. Full of old people and rich white kids who act ghetto because they know they're so far from the hood they won't get shot.

Hey man, let's go to my Mom's boyfriend's mansion in the Los Altos Hills, sit on the balcony and maybe we can see some wild mexican across the train tracks in Mountain View.

OR

Let's go to Los Altos and and do nothing..

Los Altos by Son Bel October 30, 2011

Los Altos 

A. A place where where, if you refuse to let an Audi cut you off, its pale-ass driver will follow and video you until you lure her into a roundabout and video HER, at which time she will take off 20 miles over the residential speed limit.

B. A place where yoga students wish for all beings to be at peace before rushing past others to stow their props.

Los Altos: home of the $10 latte.

Los Altos by owena1 September 22, 2019

Los Alisos Intermediate School Mission viejo 

A School in orange county mission viejo

Do you want to go to Los Alisos Intermediate School Mission viejo?

Los Alisos Intermediate School Mission viejo by The Magical kid with glasses February 11, 2013

los alamos police department 

Crooked cops who are hell bent on the destruction and/or obedience of the local youth. If ever in trouble with merciless villains, your best bet is to run. They are nothing but resentful, bloodthirsty, whale-like, cigarette smokers. They think they are hot fucking snot and have nothing better to do but bust parties and act like cocky condescending bastards to everyone else. Fuck the LAPD!

officer blue heres to you... fuck los alamos police department

los alamos police department by Crime Dawg March 30, 2009