lorting

lorting, lort, lorty
To lie down for a while and drift in and out of sleep. To relax in comfortable furniture. A highly anticipated rest or nap.
A lazy or unmotivated person. Useless lounger.
Feeling compelled to lie down in a comfortable place, or a very comfortable piece of furniture.
A reverent word for lounging.

I can't wait to get home and lort for a while.
Sam is such a lort, I tried to call him bt he won't get off the couch to play ball.
I wanted to come meet you guys but I was lorting super hard.
Check out that super lorty looking couch, I could lay there for a while. Ahh lorting.

by Kevymac311 September 8, 2007

lort

Lort is a danish word for 'Shit'.
Often used to describe that a thing/action was bad.

"Det her mad smager af LORT!"
"This food taste of Shit (Lort)!"

"Det var virkelig noget lort, du lavde der."
"That was really a stupid action."

by Dont-got-a-name June 7, 2007

Lort

Another way of saying Lord. Like how a southern black woman like Madea says it.

Praise the lort!

by Henryso March 31, 2015

lort

A play on "lord" or "lawd", see also Lordt

Look at this basket of puppies!

Oh my Lort, that's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen!

by Beigina November 16, 2016

Lort

Lort on danish means "Shit/poop"

Ram toiletet næste gang med din lort
wich means: Hit the toilet next time with your shit/poop

by Pjomleren March 30, 2016

LORTE

1.A word used in the place of LORD! or GOD!.. a less sinful way of cursing.. along with more mexican way.

2.Can also take the place of: FUCK, damn, shit,Cunt

3. Pronunciation :
LOR (roll the R) - TAY

"Oh my LORTE!"

"lorte!what a LARGE poopstick"

by mandy/courtney July 18, 2006

Lort

A person who looks like a witch, or has an absolute monstrous nose.

Get the fuck outta here ugly ass lort

by BigLortMin November 12, 2020