loose noodle

n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.

Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.

loose noodle by krissy922 October 14, 2009

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Loose noodle

When someone’s personality is shifty.

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight

Loose noodle by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018

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Loose Noodle

A piece of snot, or booger that is suspended in one's nostril by nose hairs.

Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.

Loose Noodle by Stevie Y August 9, 2005

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Loose Noodle

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers

Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.

Loose Noodle by despicvble July 18, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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