Causes of the condition include, but are not limited to: over-chloriniation, lack of oxygen to the brain, excessive use of exclamation marks, iPhone addiction, the use of the word "bro", and 'Jersey Shore' re-runs.
Jorge: Dude, don't joke. He's got lookies dookie. It's pretty serious.
C: What?! How serious?
J: Not sure, but I think I saw him use the women's restroom the other day...