Long time no see

"Long time no see" means: I have not seen you for a long time.

It is a grammatically comical greeting with English words organized by Chinese grammar. In Chinese there is an everyday greeting "Hao jiu mei jian" which corresponds with "long time no see", literally word by word. It is said that "Long time no see" was first used by Chinese-Americans.

Long time no see! Cuban ex-President Fidel Castro makes a rare photographed appearance.

Long time no see by zhw7 September 3, 2009

long time no see

greeting. used to discribe a positive feeling of remeet old friends.

"long time no see, John! Where have you been this month?"
"Canada, I went to see my daughter there."

long time no see by raogaoqi October 30, 2013

Long Time No See

Something an non-funny person who has just seen you recently says when there trying to be funny. Often said by annoying relatives or douchy friends.

Douchy Friend Who Has Just Seen Frank: Hey Frank! Long time no see.

Frank: Dude not now, at least hold your douchyness untill there done reading the Jeff's final words!

Long Time No See by DamanCrazy April 2, 2010

long time no see

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Hi Kick, long time no see!

long time no see by real trap shit September 23, 2015

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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