Longsword Lesbian 

A term in the queer community used for lesbians who are inclusive of all types of lesbians, including non-binary lesbians, ace lesbians, and bi lesbians.

Person 1: I’m nervous about asking Kate out, what if she’s not accepting of me?

Person 2: Don’t worry, she’s a longsword lesbian, you’ll be fine.

Longsword Lesbian by Ben Cobbs August 28, 2020

Longsword Ho 

a shakespearian word, which is an endearing term to call your wife who needs to hand you a weapon

“hand me my longsword ho!”

Longsword Ho by Your Mothers Side Piece January 14, 2022

Rusty Longsword

During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.

"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."

Rusty Longsword by dhallows23 June 29, 2016

European LongSword 

An awesome weapon throughout tbe later middle ages, despite what some people think, its not a heavy blunt piece of iron smashed into shape, they where versitile and had many different techniques, one being half swording, where you would grab the sword by the blade and use the sword as a hammer, this was effective at caving in a mans skull even if they had a helmet and gambeson arming cap on.
Despite holywood and animes portrayal of katanas being an indestructible super sword being able to cut through or shatter a european sword, this is false, its likely that a katana would shatter upon striking a european sword.

Japanophille: Katanas are the best swords.
Me: no they are not, they where used as a backup weapon, plus European LongSwords where a far better weapon, stop thinking that hollywood and anime portray weapons in a good way.

European LongSword by DragonDan February 4, 2019

longwood 

the school where fuck-ups are accepted.
where the sluts, bitches, assholes and potheads go.
we got preps, ghetto black people, ghetto white people,
wannabes, goths, punks, guidos, emos, gays, lesbians and
anyone else you can classify, we got.
about a quarter of the school is on probation
we have about 3 or 4 fights a day
we have a football team that owns and cheerleaders who get owned...
most of us are just lucky to just pass our classes
we get niggas from like 13 different towns
we have a middle school anddd a jr high
our assistant principle got a dwi and crashed into a cop and was on tv on it.....
and their still our assistant principle...
words are created here that get stolen and moved to district to district.
we got 9 periods a day starting at fucking 7am -__-
everyone hates it here.

longwoodlongwoodlwoodlions

longwood by ashley_loves_leppieeee November 15, 2009

Longwood 

A place where students will talk tf back to a teacher if they step outta their place
A place where almost every sport here beats pat-med cuz their fucking ass at everything
A place where at the high school there are about 3-4 fights a week at 7 am because the hot Cheeto bitches can't help themselves
A place that is KNOWN to long island and people from other districts tend to know a lot of people here
A place where all the pick me bitched spend their times trying to get mfs attention who don't want it
A place where ghetto mfs go to roam to start unnecessary drama
A place security guards get tackled to the floor while running to stop a fight
A place where pussy ass niggas jump mfs cuz they scared to handle their own problems
A place where sophomores ferociously be all up on the freshman
Good stuff: You can easily make friends here but mad of em become fake

P1: " Yo ngl Mr Dewitt is madk

P2: "Oh shii you go to Longwood to??"

Longwood by thee.anonymousij June 22, 2021

fred longworth 

fred longworth home to the smelliest person on the planet cole bonici

' oi that guy smells really bad!'

'oh yeah that's just cole, welcome to fred longworth😂,

fred longworth by colesmellsbad December 14, 2019