During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.
"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."
by dhallows23 June 30, 2016
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An awesome weapon throughout tbe later middle ages, despite what some people think, its not a heavy blunt piece of iron smashed into shape, they where versitile and had many different techniques, one being half swording, where you would grab the sword by the blade and use the sword as a hammer, this was effective at caving in a mans skull even if they had a helmet and gambeson arming cap on.
Despite holywood and animes portrayal of katanas being an indestructible super sword being able to cut through or shatter a european sword, this is false, its likely that a katana would shatter upon striking a european sword.
Japanophille: Katanas are the best swords.
Me: no they are not, they where used as a backup weapon, plus European LongSwords where a far better weapon, stop thinking that hollywood and anime portray weapons in a good way.
by DragonDan February 4, 2019
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A term in the queer community used for lesbians who are inclusive of all types of lesbians, including non-binary lesbians, ace lesbians, and bi lesbians.
Person 1: I’m nervous about asking Kate out, what if she’s not accepting of me?

Person 2: Don’t worry, she’s a longsword lesbian, you’ll be fine.
by Ben Cobbs August 29, 2020
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a shakespearian word, which is an endearing term to call your wife who needs to hand you a weapon
by Your Mothers Side Piece January 14, 2022
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