A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.
Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!
by David(BFDI) August 7, 2023
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Damn. The only thing keeping Mark and Hazal from eachother is the invisible bounds, known as states to the modern world. That's fucking longas!
by HazalIsThePerfectHumanBeing August 24, 2018
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The original person who made these words was called will Barlow and he was 6 at the time and he said it meant you are stupid and dumb (it is still used in 2020)
Hey Alfie is such a gonga longa
by Blyat September 15, 2020
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