Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of Rich People and Old People. Most people in Long Hill (or LH for short) are Rich White Italians that own McMansions. There are also some Costa Ricans that share the apartments in downtown areas. Although most people are rich, the K-8 School system is very poor and is famous for firing teachers and disbanding arts programs. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the Weed Capital of the nearby area. There are dealers on every street, and tons of hidden areas to smoke a nice joint. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids are always the most popular there, and tend to stick together. Overall, Long Hill is a great place to raise a family as long as you make 250K+ a year. Popular Hang Out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.

A Day in Long Hill Township, New Jersey

LH Kid #1: Yo, wanna chill?
LH Kid #2: Well, since we always smoke pot when we chill, yeah. Let me just walk down the street to the nearest weed dealers house.
Dealer: You good bro? What kinda kush you want.
LH Kid #1: Just give me something that will blow my mind.
LH Kid #2: IDK what we would do without weed and xbox.

by SorryUrAdopted December 3, 2010

Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of rich and old people. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. Some partake in the smoking of marijuana daily. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the weed capital of the nearby areas, including warren, Berkley heights, wachung, green brook, and basking ridge. The best places to smoke weed are hidden in the forests, due to LH's high amount of foliage. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Popular sports in LH include baseball, football, and lacrosse. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids tend to be the most popular there, and tend to stick together. All LHers take on a vow as soon as they move into LH to uphold the LH value, and some take it as far as tattoos and flashings of the LH gang sign (Using the right hand to make an "L" with the pointer and thumb, place your pointer and middle finger of your left hand on the right hand thumb to create an LH gang sign). Popular hang out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong, bowl, pipe, blunt (a preference by many LHers), joint, vape, or spliff. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.

LH#1 "Whats good bro? yo CODing it up today?"
LH#2 "Hell Yeah! Me and my bros are gonna rip a few blunts then play mad xbox."
LH#1 "Dude go talk to ______. He's got madddddd purple"
LH#2 "Aight sick bro"

..... Later......
LH#2 " Yo bro i hear you got the purply sticky sticky"
LHDealer#1 "Yeah son, how much u need?"
LH#2 "three dimes, and if you can hit speedy for a few duchies i need like 2"
LHDealer#1 "Sure yo, i have dutches on me. And 3 for 50$ on those bags"

..... Even Later.....

LH#2 "Aight bro lets roll these blunts. Grind that shit up"
LH#3 "Of course, Yo lets get that Cudi playing"

..... After Blunts have been passed, and finished through roach kills....

LH #2 "..........."
LH #3 "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude"
LH #2 "Dont talk. Dont talk. i think i cant feel my hands"
LH #3 " akakakgagagagahahahahahaha broooooo man duuuuuude immmm sooooooooo ripped."
LH #2 "Of course, you're in Long Hill Township, New Jersey."

by scared sox December 6, 2010

Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.

"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"

by urbandictionarier69 December 16, 2013