The best place in the WORLD. One of the only great places that is completely AUTHENTIC. Beats anywhere else by FAR--Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Point Pleasant, the Hamptons don't even come close. Cool people, hot lifeguards and surfers, hot girls, not to mention Bruce Springsteen (patron saint of the Jersey Shore), the BEST BAGELS...Fantasy Island, Bay Village, Beach Haven, everywhere that has a bike lane....
Heaven!
Heaven!
"Hey, do you want to come down to the shore this weekend?"
"Well, my family's going to the Cape--"
"Dude, my family's going to Long Beach Island."
"Of course I'll come...I just have to get out of it..."
"That's what I thought."
"Well, my family's going to the Cape--"
"Dude, my family's going to Long Beach Island."
"Of course I'll come...I just have to get out of it..."
"That's what I thought."
by jerseygrl2 December 27, 2008
Originating in the greater long beach area, the Long beach sneak is the art of being an undercover assassin that employs sophisticated tactics of suppressed social ambition toward engagement of allure in the opposite sex. The LBC Sneak is employed under extreme stealth and occurs predominantly in social situations where your friends have hammer headed a group of girls. After they have blown large sums of money on drinks and tirelessly pretended to be interested in them for hours at the bar, the assailant will then slide in (usually near closing time) and take one or all of them home. The act of performing a LBC Sneak has many variations but most commonly involves not talking to any girls all night long then going up to the hottest girl in the bar at closing time and swindling her into a long night of bearbacking! Anyone willing to attempt an LBC sneak must fortify a mentality that resembles that of a honey badger because they don’t give a shit! Someone entertaining the idea of pulling an LBC sneak must be willing to perform questionable acts of perversion and must be masters of the sail and bail!
Fuck'n Austin pulled a long beach sneak last night! I had like 4 hours of bar equity into this chick and then the next thing I know he slides in takes her home! That bearbacking son of a bitch!
by johnny mcnaughten November 14, 2011
long beach ny is home to the most amazing surfers and skaters on all of the east coast baby. Its a beautiful beach town with many many stoners. The entire highschool is pretty wacky itself. It is home to the most amazing bagels in all of new york. It is pretty segregated with all the nice beach homes, and then smaller bay homes behind the mcdonalds, (by the bay). All the kids usually hang out at their old elementary schools or under the boardwalk right on the beach. It is also home to the most GORGEOUS people in NY!
by snookiepookiecookie June 11, 2006
best city to party, eat, and get away! the most unique city in Los Angeles, 562 loc! Theres no city that compares...west coast 4 life..only in da lbc baby!
Long beach CA is the most unique city in Los Angeles, 562 loc! Theres no city that compares...west coast 4 life..only in da lbc baby!
by lilnanzloc March 22, 2007
the fuckin mecca of all its the zion of the shores. this place has everything specially beach haven "the queen city" good shit goes down in here. first off the surf....holyoake....is good i rep my hood though down at belvoir. Next schooners warf (the thing the other kid who wrote on the lbizzle said) it pretty much sucks cept for some parts too many fuckin new york fuckin wiggers who think they are tough shit. and way too many new york acsent skanky bitches who have prolly been penetrated by these wiggers. barrys is the good food place....good people good place. LBI is just a great place when you find girls who are hot they are amazing...hot and cool as hell not like those nyc girlies. this beach beats out all the other "shores" like avalon, oc, stone harbour and Atlantic city
hey you wanna go to the shore
sure where
stone harbour
fuck that shit i go to the realest
illest long bizzle
o can i come
first you have to take off the sean john u wigg
ok ill do anything to go to lbi
thats what i thought
sure where
stone harbour
fuck that shit i go to the realest
illest long bizzle
o can i come
first you have to take off the sean john u wigg
ok ill do anything to go to lbi
thats what i thought
by jah April 1, 2005
is possibly the best beach ever. and ron jons? uhh try again. they rip you off. thats stores for wannabes. you gotta go to the surfshack or farias. thats where its at. and 7th street used to have the best surf till all those annoying ass shoobies came that skimboard? fuck that shit surfings the way to go.
by amanda5509 January 24, 2008