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LondonMet 

"Hip" abbreviation of "London Metropolitan University" recently adopted under its new image change drive. A byword for crippling bureaucracy as well as a focal point for no talent 'Meeja' student wannabes with Ipods and ironic t-shirts talking crap about Marxism while playing with their greasy ponytails.
I tried to take a crap at LondonMet but had to fill this form out in triplicate and get it stamped by Jesus. I should expect my toilet validation smartcard in 6 to eight weeks, at least thats what the guy with the crap ponytail in a Magic Roundabout t-shirt said while trying to get me to buy a copy of "The Socialist Worker"...
LondonMet by Clem February 23, 2005

LondonMagazine 

A magazine that is very famous but often makes mistakes about who it should be charging if you get texted by it do NOT block it , or you will get scammed
LondonMagazine texted me!

DONT BLOCK THEM!
LondonMagazine by Lucydowns March 24, 2021

londonmvciz 

Londonmvciz is a kind girl who is a fanpage of Maci Hardy. Her idols tiktok is Daisyyrockelle, Londonmvciz loves to follow ALL fanpages!
Londonmvciz is so sweet
londonmvciz by anonymous October 8, 2021

londoned 

A stateside expression for being overrated, overpriced and underwhelming
By the time the day was over i had been truly londoned
londoned by Sparkey April 1, 2008

Londonaoinan

What you are called if you are from London.

Such as, if you are American, you are from America.

Well, Londons are Londonaoinan. See?
Bloddy 'ell. Look at that Londonaoinan fellow walking down the street!
Londonaoinan by Imakoo March 19, 2006

LondonController 

A twitch streamer (twitch.tv/londoncontroller) who is amazing to his community and friends. He always checks on one another who is supportive to everyone.
Did you hear of that streamer LondonController?
LondonController by london controller September 10, 2020