LONC

(acronym) When your wireless connection craps out on you in the form of your computer saying the connection has "Limited or no Connectivity" (thus leading to the acronym). Occurs when your computer recognizes the network but is unable to confirm an address.

I was on wireless at my school when all of a sudden the webpage didn't load and then I saw the yellow bubble going back and forth on the wireless connection icon in the system tray. And sure enough, a yellow exclamation point appeared and my connection had LONC'd.

by An Excommunicated Elf April 6, 2009

Lonce

A cool ninja sharpshooter who deserves all the love in the universe
Also, NOT the 7th wheel
Keith's boyfriend
Not Allura's

"LONCE"

by changkyunsguccislider October 10, 2018

lonc

To shit oneself on orgasm

Oh my god Delvos just lonced himself

by PimpMaster July 2, 2003

Lonce Mclaim

A bisexual, flirty, dumbass. Who doesn't realize that him and Keef are in love yet.

Lonce Mclaim found out that he loves Keef

by Rachel Noire March 4, 2019