Referencing an indefinite amount of time, often using soon
. In a typical 'lombardi', soon
references a timeframe ranging from a couple of days to more than a year.
Derived from the name of Valve Software's Director of Marketing, Doug Lombardi, whose definition of "soon" seemed to stretch several centuries.
Doug Lombardi: It will be released soon.
Unsuspecting gamers: Yay!
*a long time passes*
Unsuspecting gamers: Still nothing? Ohnoes, we've been lombardi'd!
Being Scared and Pooping Yourself
Pooing Ones Pants
Dropping a load in ones trousers
Getting Drunk and Soiling Yourself
I was getting chased around Berlin by pimps and bouncers wanting to batter me and I absolutely Lombardi'd myself!