Lolipopping 

The act of pulling down your pants and cramming your penis into a random strangers mouth and walking away.

Dude, i saw a midget in the mall! I just had to lolipop her!" "You have got to stop lolipopping!

Lolipopping by garuru0 January 2, 2011

Lolfapping

Combination of 'lol' and 'fapping', indicates one instigating one's own amusement without (or with minimal) external encouragement.

John: So, I got this letter...

Friend: *Dies lolfapping for no apparent reason*

Lolfapping by Darkesong June 5, 2011