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Said of someone who fails considerably on a regular basis, in any situations.
*Jimbo tries to knife someone in CS but ends up getting shot in the face*

Everyone: LOLEX!!1
by K MaN FOo February 10, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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lol, Laugh Out Loud, funny.
A reference to the Rolex brand.
Ha, Lolex!
(Usage same as lol)
by Phileas Mann December 22, 2007
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He's warmer than you think.

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A music producer that does not give a fuck. Multitalented and driven music producer from the windy city.
That dude Lolex I swear he walked in. Atlantic Records and said what the fuck! Lolex is gonna scream on you dude if you don't have that song ready.
by sean coombs June 05, 2009
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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